Us: Thank you for the chance to ask you a few questions.<\/p>\n
Him: You’re welcome. I’d never miss an opportunity for publicity. And I can be available for pictures afterwards.<\/p>\n
Us: Let’s get started. Your “Amazing Belly Blaster Weight Loss Miracle Plan for Celebrities.” How can I take part in the plan?<\/p>\n
Him: Are you a celebrity?<\/p>\n
Us: No.<\/p>\n
Him: Then you can’t.<\/p>\n
Us: Maybe after this interview?<\/p>\n
Him: Well, I have been known to turn people into celebrities!<\/p>\n
Us: Vaccinations? Have your children been vaccinated against measles?<\/p>\n
Him: Yes.<\/p>\n
Us: Aren’t you concerned about the possible consequence of their becoming autistic.<\/p>\n
Him: Like any other concerned, responsible, rational parent, of course I am. That’s why, to mitigate the possible consequences, we also administer a homeopathic remedy designed to prevent and reverse the symptoms of autism.<\/p>\n
Us: Is it working?<\/p>\n
Him: Well, they don’t have autism…<\/p>\n
Us: O.K. then. Moving on- a recent show had the title “Are E-Cigarettes Dangerous?” Are they?<\/p>\n
Him: Not the ones that I endorse.<\/p>\n
Us: And lastly, about the “Dr. Oz Endorsed Brain Pills that Billionaires Take.”<\/p>\n
Him: What about them?<\/p>\n
Us: Does Donald Trump take them?<\/p>\n
Him: Yes!<\/p>\n
Us: Nevermind…<\/p>\n
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Update:<\/strong> Probable show titles if Dr. Oz was a physicist (or just played one on TV).<\/p>\n “The amazing, miracle data transforming technique used by celebrity supersymmetric particle theorists”<\/p>\n “Celebrity string theorist Michio Kaku and his multi-dimensional relationship with the God particle”<\/p>\n “Celebrity theoretical physicists talk about their appearances on The Big Bang Theory ”<\/p>\n “If the Higgs is God’s particle, just whose particle is the pentaquark?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Us: Thank you for the chance to ask you a few questions. Him: You’re welcome. I’d never miss an opportunity for publicity. And I can be available for pictures afterwards. Us: Let’s get started. Your “Amazing Belly Blaster Weight Loss Miracle Plan for Celebrities.” How can I take part in the plan? Him: Are you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.websterling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.websterling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.websterling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.websterling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.websterling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/blog.websterling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":189,"href":"https:\/\/blog.websterling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions\/189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.websterling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.websterling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.websterling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}